Okay i've a major headache now with a 37.8 degrees temperature. Awesome. So i'mma skim through this post pretty quickly and get my sleep quick or else i'll faint. Yay! :D

Right. Mr Vinay made us stay back today. Then there was like.. 8 - 9 students remaining. Then Meijin tried protesting.. ''Eh walau cher they all can go we cannot...'' Then Vinay told him to clean up the whiteboard and allowed him to go.

Then i tried too. Lol. And he was like 'Eh you, quiet ah. In class, you're talkative, even till' now you don't admit your mistakes.' What the. Haha. Then i pretended to give him attitude. "Eh i don't want to hear you speaking to me like this ah. Take your bag now and leave." Awesome. LOL.

Basketball>>Home>>Swimming Pool with Axl>>TM>>Home.

Okay major headache bye suckas. Skali today sleep tomorrow cannot wake up. :O

Wee yay i'm at the computer lab for History wahahaahaahahahah~

Nyeh nyeh. Coolioxzxzx air-conzxzx worhxzxzx. I want a new phonexzxzx la walauxzzxxzx :@:@:@:@:@:@@:@:@:@@:@:@:@

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH i just can't emphasize on how great Harry Potter is. People who just watch the Harry Potter movies and have yet to read the books will NEVER, i repeat, never, know what's going on.

Please, start on Book 1. Then 2. Then 3 and so on. PLEASE, do not start reading Book 4 and tell me "Yuck, what's this boring shit?" IT'S HARRY POTTER. :@:@:@

Woah and i can't wait catch Harry Potter and The Half-Blood-Prince. I already know the story hahaha but it'll be with special digital effects now woooo. And oh yea, what was the damned date again? 16 of July. Awesome.

And wtf after 10 long years it's the end of the Harry Potter series. Yea the last Book was released 2 yeara ago mannnn. So saddish, there'll be nuffin' to look forward to already. D: Except for the movies woah!

Right. I kicked off my day at 10:30 today by powering my computer up. Standard. Decided to get a drink downstairs with my hoodie up cos' my hair was messy hahaha. Then Zen rang me up. :O

Chilled downstairs after breakfast (It was 12 lol) and had was like planning on how to ______. Awesome. It was a sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzling hot day and we decided to head over to Tampines Swimming Complex for a swim. :D

Decided to call Faddil along. Woah. He was helping his brother to wash up his motorcycle and couldn't leave yet but we were downstairs already. Decided to buy some eggs BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH.

We had 4 eggs. Dropped the first one in the lift. Walau.

And the second one (which was accidentaly a lil' cracked and we decided to bomb Faddil on his way down) got ran over by a kid on a bike cos' we placed it on the ground. And Zen scolded him lol. "Fuck your mother fuck your family blah blah blah."

The third one we bombed a passer-by from the sixth storey and we were sooooo close to hitting himmmm. :@:@:@

Faddil finally came down. And so did an angry auntie. She was furious at Zen for scolding her kids lol. "She's only 3 and a half and you keep using the F word?!?!?!!?" Zen bwg. Haha.

Right. Short swim over at TSC and Daytona over at Tampines Sports Hall. Weeee~

Headed back over to Street 11 and had one egg remaining. -Bombsss away!!!!- on a bus. Hehehehe. Went to another stretch of road further down the avenue and hailed a taxi, opened the door and ran away. WAHAHAHAHA. Faddil went home while me and Zenny went over for steamboat with his parents.

Alright i'll kick of the end of the post with a....

:D

You really think you can have it all.

Alright. My phone is officially spoilt and i am happy to say that i'll dump that unreliable W910i into the drawer and shan't open it for 10 years.

Sony Ericsson phones are damn unreliable. ): Really! Almost all SE phones restart, hang or whatever stupid whatever. It's all... ALL. You feel me? But but but but but. I shall stick to Sony Ericsson. :D No slide phones for me. Neverrrrrrr. The guy at the repair shop never put the LCD ribbon properly one. T__T Expect me two months later go back and repair right? I know~

Damn it i really regret picking up that W910i on the evening of the fourth day of the forth month last year when i could have opted for a Cybershot.. and it could still be working right now. Haha.

Mum says i've a notorious history with cellphones. My first ever phone... Uhh. Nokia 3200. I've used it for half a year. And one day the battery when flat. And switched itself off.... and haven't opened since. Cool!

As for my second one~ Uhh. Sony Erricson K310i. 7 months old, It dropped into a bucket of water on New Year's Day, shut itself down and worked perfectly fine for 3 days. After 3 days, It kept restarting and putting itself in handsfree profile - No ring, no vibration, nothing. I bought it over to a stall for servicing, collected a $30 deposit from me and absconded. Fucker.

And... third one!!! Woah what.... N73!!! Lifeline, 3 days!!! For some reason the phone hanged at the Nokia welcome screen and i brought it over to Nokia, who said there was some software problem with the phone and would refund me the full amount.

Fourth fourth!!! Was this spare phone my friend borrowed me. Flip phone!!! Sumsung, colourless, but have many games to play de!!! Haha. A few months only also. Lol. I placed it on the bed with it's flip opened, offed the lights and lied on the bed stomach-first and my knee just nice landed on the screen. KO.

As for my fifth one... The one Zen gave me, W850i, used it for two months and there was a line running across the LCD. But nevermind one. Traded it in for my useless and pathetic W910i.

Alright, my sixth one... W910i... High score: A year, 3 months, 7 days and approximately 5 hours. Alright. In short, anything that i've entered my hand is bound to emerge spoilt. :@

And a seventh one, a spare Nokia phone my neighbour gave me. Weee!!!

And that's the end of my cruel history with phones. ):

As i was saying, my phone got screwed at around 12 this afternoon, and i managed to get it back on track at 3. And then around 5, it fucked itself up again on the bus while i was on the bus to 201. And despite desperate attempts to resuscitate it didn't want to open. :@ Fine. :@

Played Basketball at 201 with Don, Boonho and Wenkai today. Dumbass. Play basketball on your birthday. Want to celebrate say not free. :@ Anyway, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY DON.

Hee heee!!!

Jolene and Juexin came down round' 5 then Don and Boonho had to leave at round'.... 6. The 3 J's and the W went over to K-Sushi and we chilled there, talking about some hilarious stuffs. RIGHTTTT?!?!!?!?!

Haha! And female J's left while me and Wenkai went to play basketball in the rain and 8. Two crazy boys shooting baskets in the oh-so-very-the-heavy-rain. Siao.

It was effing cold and we planned to go over to the Arcade with Zen, but right, his house phone is stored in my phone, so... Awwwww. Chilled for a mo', spent 7 bucks over at K-Sushi with 3 handrolls and a Chawanmushi. Wee i'm broke. :(

Right i just stepped on something sharp and small and it's lodged inside my foot. I've been trying to get it out for the past 15 mins to no avail.

Heyyyyy. Sorry for the short post the night before. I wasn't feeling exactly well. Haha. Alright. I woke up this morning like around.... 12:30 to find my phone spoilt. :@

It was just like the other time. The screen ribbon disconnected again. Walan. Jialat leh. I got it repaired for like... $60 the other time. :( It happned a few times before, so all i had to do was to like, remove the battery, replace it and press the 'on' button. And keep repeating for like 10 - 20 minutes before it gets alright again.

After 2 hours.....

Wa. Stress already. Cannot. Die. :O Tried to do a lil' tinkering to it. Unsrewed the front cover and exposed the LCD. Then have to unscrew another part. Lol. Forget it. Skali i fuck the contents inside. I bring it over for servicing someday man. And hey presto! It became alright again.

WOOO.

Alright i know this post is real dumb. But i just wanna find some shite to post. Haha.

me: breathe in.. breath out..

:D

Jingheng rocks!

:)

Wei!!! Haha. Lessons were damn boring for some reason today. :@ Cos 8 people in the class didn't turn up, and half of them were sitting near my area. Heh.

Went over to Tampines Mall to play punk today.

Everyone wanted to go home when it was still early... Round' 4.. So Dean, Irene and Weiting left, leaving me, Axl and Junhao alone in this world. ;(

Cuties :O

Went over to Weiling's house downstairs the playground and played with... gum bubbles. Haha. Nice!!!

AS BIG AS HAO-EY'S HEAD.

Hehehehe!

Weiling came down after her friends at her house left and we slacked over at the playground for a few moments and i went to get Sushi woooo.

And while i was going home, saw this....

Smart ass. Spray until like asshole like that.

Perfect donuts yoooooo~

Chilled with Dean, Irene, Axl over at Tampines Mall. Alright. Shall go into details tomorrow man. I'm busy.

JINGHENG IS AWFUL

-Jingheng's day of life in a thousand words-

Intro:

Smlj internet is this sia. -.- Please, everyone, do not sign up for Singtel's Mio man. At times it works fine, and another it doesn't work. :@ Irritating fuck. Gah, i feel like smashing the MioBox into a thousand million pieces with a sledgehammer. :@

Scene 1, D&T classroom, starring: Jingheng and D&T students, Mr Lee Yen Chai, 8am:

Alright, never fail to sleep during D&T, especially when it's so extremely boring.

Scene 2, Basketball court starring: Jingheng, Zhiyu, Justin, Kenneth, Jinglong, Meijin, Irwin (Onlooking the great game) Aidil Susok (Who came to disturb the game halfway in, 9:10am:

Didn't change during PE, and had a hectic game of Basketball. I rejected Kenneth twice. Woo thank you thank you~ Emerged from the basketball court drenched from head to toe.

"Wa. What you do sia so wet?"

"You bath?"

Axl: "Ewwww what thing so smelly?" :@:@:@

Scene 3, Boys Toilet, Starring: Jingheng, Anthony, Derrick, Weiting, Louis, Weiting (Outside the toilet and called me out) Natalie (Who was starring at my qet and sexaye bodeh~), 9:57am:

Had to go to the toilet and fix myself up. Haha.

Scene 4, Classroom, Starring: Classmates, Mehrun. 1:31pm:

Banged the tables during STAR. As a result, had to clean the classroom up. Haha.

Mdm Nisha: "What punishment do you think i should give you?"

Kenneth (From afar): Aiya, standard one, write lines!

Me: *Eyes widen* O.O

Me: Uhh. Clean classroom!!!

Wtf~

Scene 5, Bubble Tea shop, Starring: Jingheng, Dean, Junhao, Axl, Irene, Bubble Tea shop customers, Pohsiang's mother, 2:30pm:

Chilled outside the bubble tea shop with.... Dean, Junhao, Axl, Irene. Unfortunately, Weitingzxzx wasn't here as she had to go home. She was feeling sick.. Awwwww :( :( :(!!! I'll mourn 3 days 3 nights~

Scene 6, Back again in the Basketball court, Starring: Yongkin, Joseph, Jingheng, Rongchang, Wenkai, SXY, Whiteguy, Black and short guy, Huisian (Sitting on the benches lol)3:30pm:

Basketball back in school after Dean and co returned home. Yongkin, Joseph, Me and Rongchang against Wenkai, XiangYew, Pohchin and Zen~

-Skips-

Scene 7: Cut. 5pm

Scene 8: Censored. Starring Wenkai & Zen. 6pm

Scene 9: Retake. 7:58pm

Scene 9, Take 2, Minitoons, Starring: Jingheng, Zen, Wenkai, Minitoons salesgirl 830pm:

And oh yea something happened over at Mini Toons while Wenkai was trying to get something for Natalie.

*Person behind counter drops a softtoy sitting on a shelf*

*Wenkai picks up*

*Yet another one drops*

*Picks up again*

*Drops again!*

*Now 3 drops*

*Wenkai lets out a laugh of frustration*

LOL.

Scene 10, E-Zone, Daytona booths, Starring: Jingheng, Wenkai, Zen, Daytona onlookers, one xiasuay uncle who challenged Wenkai and lost infront of his girlfriend. 9:10pm

Arcade over at Tampines Mall. Wenkai was wearing school uniform lol. Play Daytona somemore.

OKAY WHATEVER I'M LAZY ALREADY FUCK OFF.

Conclusion: Bedroom. Starring: Jingheng, Bed, Laptop. 11:02pm:

Shall never post in this form again. Fucking tiring you know. And damn lame. But all's for fun and cheap entertainment. Adios~

CURRENTLY AT ZEN'S HOUSE NOW WITH WENKAI AND ZEN WITH MY LAPTOP WOOOAHHHXZXZXZX

Alright man. Was late today, can't concentrate in class, can't concentrate in tuition, and not even revising at home. Wtf what's happening to me man. I'm ruining myself yay. That's acadamically.

Physically, i'm eating and eating and eating fried, salty, oily stuff without exercising. Having late late nights and drink gallons of fizzy drinks everday which can cause diabetes, which is in my family blood. I'm like, drinking at least a can of whatever everyday. Every single day. This morning i had a bottle of Pepsi. And a gulp in the afternoon, two cups of Marinda when i was back home, and a can of Season's Chrysanthemum Tea half an hour ago. Wow. I'll kill myself without even trying to soon enough. Haha.

Alright woo i'm ruined yay~

axl: happy youth day!

-Woo happy happy happy worhzxzxzx.

irene: WALAO YOU BLOG SO SHORT, SEE MINE, SO LONG HEHEHEH

- I was lazy la!!! Hahaha. Old woman long winded mahzxxx~

sxyew: Yo, jing heng.

- Yawwww Xiangyewwwww~ heh.

sxyew: wat's up!!!

- Uhh. Ceiling! Sky! Bird! Haha. Nothing much, all's good!!!

dean: fcking ashhole dickhead mushroom dog. _l_

- Fucking Bean no asshole beany dog shit. _l_

irene: O.O

- So small eyes. Here, lemme show yer... O.O

axl: plz dont scold my friend jingheng. ==

- Yay Axl!!! Weehee i lub eu so muchzxzx.

dean: you too axl, fucking dickhead asshole fucker cb kia no life asshole, GET A LIFE. lame

- Bu yao ma Axl kor kor... :(

:( Sho sadzxxxzx. :(

So depwessed :(

School's up tomorrow people. Enjoy.

Wahahaha finally could get online with ease. I like~ Gah. Anyway, woke up round 10+ and went over to E!-Hub straight and met my neighbour, who was at Pastamania. Borrowed his NebO Tapz and went up alone to chiong Daytona alone. :D Weeeheeee. And then he he wanted to go over to Bugis, and left me alone in this sad sad world. :(

It was like, still early. Went over to 201 for a moment and returned at 12, met Dean and Junhao outside Haivainas @ E!-Hub. Went up again to the arcade weeeheeee. Axl, Weiting and Irene arrived not long after. Wawacucu~

Wild Wild Wet woooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Alright i'm lazy to elaborate and stuff. Went over to... BBQ Chicken to eat some spicy low-life noob grade Pasta. And uhhhh. More Arcade. And.... Maccccc. And... HOME. Wooo~

irene: youre the one insane! hmph. me too me too!!

-I ain't insane bitch. :P Awwww shut upppp~

weitingy: weitingy is who??

- No idea man, no idea!!! Who do you think it is? :O

Right. Didn't wake up in time to meet my neighbour. So.. Sleep through the day till' 3+. Shiok. Haha. Then was like chilling on the couch till 5+, and i finally decided to drop over at Escape Theme Park.

Met Wenkai, Seeyee and Max over at Escape. Played the... walan what do you call this. And another rollercoaster. And 3 trips to the haunted house. And left. Lol. My ticket was only 2 bucks. They had free tickets and NebO or something. So... all split lo.

It was 7pm and raining heavily. And... we ran through the rain to E!-Hub. Wahahaah. Drenched all over. Woah.

Went over to JustAcia to makannnn. Dory Fish w/ Ginger Sauces \m/\m/. 3 cups of Pepsi, 4 bowls of Chocolate ice-cream. Result : Bloated.

Went over to Whitesands. Daytona. I was simply to pro but i'm not gonna boast. CHEH. HAHAHA. And right. A machine. Normal price : $0.04. Vip Price : $52. Cool much. Wenkai keep playing lol. Top up $1 can play for 3 hours.

Left the area at 11+ and reached home at 12. I've been trying for an hour and half to get on the internet. Wonder what's wrong with it nowadays. And... would be going over to Escape again tomorrow with Weitingy and co~ Walau. Alright i'm pretty much rushing out this post cos i'm sleepy alr. I'll upload pictures tomorrow man. And damnit my phone's being a bitch and repeatedly dying on me.

Heading over to E!-Hub right now babeh.

Sleep.

I've never been this hungry god damnit.

Edit:

Well i just ate some screwed-up meat balls. They were okay after i cooked it. Then they shrunk..

irene: year 3000000000000000.

-Rocks.

sxyew: ah heng, u so cool!!!

-DUHHHHHHH.

NianTing: eee u cool mehs??

-Of course la. I'm the coolest kid ever to walk the earth.

Gah. I've been trying to get online for an hour. Really. The computer's lagging up and the MioBox ain't doing me any favours. Gah. I feel like throwing the whole system out of the window.

Apparently, i have not been running my virus scans daily and have viruses infecting my system. What sia. And i've to reboot the whole damn thing. And right. The MioBox. GOD DAMNIT WHY THE HELL DOES IT CLASH WITH THE MIOTV. NABEH.

UNRELIABLE UNRELIABLE UNRELIABLE!!!

Well fuck Microsoft. Fuck Windows. To hell with Mio. To hell with Singtel. I HATE YOU.

Alright. Enough.

I tried to fix up PSP's analog up again today and failed miserably. Awww cunt. Brought it over to Tampines Mall's area to get it up and going and was surprised at how expensive it was to actually repair it. God damnit it's just a simple analog stick re-alighnment right?!!?!? Don't think i don't know okay. Bunch of scammers. :@ Repair one analog nub also want collect $40 bucks. Might as well buy new PSP.

My neighbour called me up and we went over to Sunplaza Park to steal sand for the punching bag we got took from the CC last week lol. He cabbed back to Street 11 and i was left all alone in this lonely world.

Whatever. Was like, bored so went over to Tampines Mall to roam about and stopped by at the arcade. Daytona top 10 wooo!!!! Position 6 waaa~ Yea i know it's been a decade since Daytona was released but who cares. People still play it although we might be better off racing in Maximum Tune or Initial D.

Zen rang me up and wanted to meet me. Yea, and he came up to the arcade from god-knows-where. Actually i was supposed to meet Wenkai and Junwen up at E!-Hub. But then right. I had to $$. And Zen+Arcade=Free games for you. *Winks*

Defeated that nobo trice in Daytona. And went over to Street Basketball. Woah. I finally got on to Stage 3. Last time cannot one leh. Haha. 200 odd. Hehe i like~ He plays Street Basketball like an asshole. :@ Caused a kid to get checked in the face with the ball. :O The middle machine's restrainer was faulty. So the balls just keep flowing back down with us spending a single cent.

Redeemed a can of Coca-C0la for him and he promptly dropped it right after opening it. Walau. Waste my E-Tickets. :@:@:@:@:@.

Played a last round of Daytona and he won. Cause he tampered with my gear shift on Lap 8's drift. :@:@:@. Waliew. How can like that!!!

Went back to Street 11 via the MRT track and was kicking each other throughout. "Muaythai kick to the balls."

Even an untrained person has the ability to K.O. You either check him in his teeth, or kick him in the balls. *Ouch*

Anyway, played Basketball over at the CC. Didn't complete our game of H-O-R-S-E as we ran outta moves. Dantiao-ed with him. He gave up when i was leading 5-1 as i was simply too pro. CHEH! Haha. Went up and over to my neighbour's. Kakaka.

Went over to Ahmad's and borrowed boxing gloves from him. Had fun. Bwahahahahaa. Called Ahmad up too. And right. He punch punching back also can fall down. He was talking to us mah. Then he punched, turned to us and talked. And the heavy back swung back and knocked him off balance. He staggered, tripped over the bed's edge and fell over. ROFL. :D

Returned home around 12am+. And i'm currently pissing myself off getting my computer back on track. Gay com. :@ Alright. I could be meeting my neighbour tomorrow to explore Singapore. Or if i can't wake up, could be going over to Escape Theme Park with Wenkai and Max. Alright. The journal of my day's done. Sayonara.

Got this from that tall fuck. :P

1. What is your full name?

- NG JINGHENG. :D
2. Do you like your name?

- I don't know bwahahaha.
3. How long have you like the person you currently like?

- 14 years. Woo.
4. Have you kissed anyone before?

- My mum. LOL.
5. Did you cry today

?- Uhh, no.
6. What are you doing at 8am this morning?

- Hmmm. Sleeping. Haha.
7. What are you doing an hour ago?

- I just woke up from my sleep.
8. What you are currently doing?

- Uhh this quiz and drinking campbells.
9. Who last texted you a message?

- Kamyy~
10. Have you told anybody you love them today?

- Myself. W0ah.
11. Are you missing anybody right now?

- No lol.
12. Any plans for tomorrow?

- Sleep in, play games.
13. What was the reason behind the last time you cried?- i frgot.
14. Anybody you want to be with right now?

- Sure!!!! Haha. I'm bored ttm now.
15. Have you kissed anybody whose name start with S?

- Sex.
16. Name somebody who make you smile today, who and how?

- Uhh. No one. Not yet.
17. Name somebody whose name start with Z.

- ZhanFeng.
18. Which close friends of yours stay nearby to you?

- I don't even have anyone who stays near me lol. Uhh, have. Weiling and Zhiqing? LOL.
19. Do you prefer to call or text?

-Call when i'm lazy. Haha.
20. Do you prefer today or yesterday?

-Yesterday duh!!!!!!
21. Can you live a day without television and handphone?

- Uhh. Sure, why not?
22. Are you mad about anything right now?

- Yea. The unreliable internet.
23. Do you ever think that relationship are worth it?

- I don't know man.
24. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?

- Ray. Ride bicycle also can langga.
25. Who was your second last and last hug from?

- PIllow and another pillow.
26. What does your last message in your hp says?

- Stone, you mean?!
27. Define life.

- Uhh. Life is just a journey to the coffin.
28. Do you hate anybody?

- Nope. Not yet hahaha.

29. Who was the last person you called?

- Uhh. Weiting.

30. Who usually send you the most text in a month?

- Iris. LOL.
31. Tag 10person to do this quiz.

Alberttt

Amirulll
Amirul "Kateek" Hakimmm
Anthonyyy
Axel Yewww
Axlll
ChinKweeee
Deannn
Deborahhh
Donnn
Farahhh
Hazeekkk
Ireneee
Jasnynnn
Jerryyy
Joleneee
Juneee
JueXinnn Buddyyy
Junhaooo
Kok Yonggg
LiHuiii
NianTinggg
N!cho!asss
Priscillaaa
Raimyyy
RongChanggg
Shahdannn
Sherriii Sheweeee
Sherwinnn
ShiHaooo
Wenkaiii
WeiLinggg
Weitinggg
XiangYewww
YitShianggg
YongKinnn
Yonglonggg
Zhiyuuu

irene: i dont want basketball ma~

-You don't have a choice. :)

irene: Y_______Y

- J___________J

Jolene:D: cause me and don's idea wad LOL!!!!!!!

-Cheh!!! HAHAHA. Damn creative okay!

axl: im your korkor? hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

- *Pinches Nipples* NOW I'M YOUR KOR KOR BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH.Woah

Nianting: SPAMMED:)

- Woah.

irene: lolllllllllllllll

-Lollllllllll~

weiting: Brenna came up and 把伟停带走.... :(:( SO CUTE HHAHAHAHAHAH

- Of course. JINGHENG LEH. Of course cute. :P